I have been up to one hell of a lot, so this is a pretty big post. I’ve driven from Da Nang to Hue where I have spent an extra day due to injury (Which I will get to later..)
I woke up on my birthday and ate epic breakfast and napped. I had no real plans but in the distance from the hotel you could see a huge statue looking out over the bay, so I took advantage of Da Nang’s nearly empty roads and sped off to see what it was. It turned out to be the statue of the Lady Buddha.
The Lady Buddha, or Guanyin/Kwannon is a goddess of mercy and compassion and some Buddhists even believe that when one of their friends for family dies, the lady buddha places their soul in a lotus flower for safe keeping whilst they are taken to the other side.
There are many different stories about her and in Buddhist and taoist religions, she is revered as one of the main deities. Interestingly, in the studio Ghibli film ‘Ponyo’, the mother of Ponyo is actually the godess of mercy, or the lady buddha.
Heading into town I had got some information that there was a national military museum so I thought I would have a look. The war remnants museum in Saigon and the Reunification museum were all a little one sided, so maybe this would give a balanced view of Vietnam’s military history?
Nope. Not really.
It started off showing how tribes used to fight each other using tool and fashioned implements before they were bought under control by the emperors in various dynasties. Then onto colonisation by the french, the of course the americans, up until today.
There was a lot of reference to “the puppet army” which is the South Vietnam army that fought against the north with the US forces. Since I was actually on a military base where the museum was situated, an army guard was the tour guide. She snapped at me when I mentioned I was living in Saigon – “No. It is not Sai Gon. That is the old name. It is now Ho Chi Minh City”
Right, glad we have that settled then. (The locals still call it Sai Gon..) Anyway, after about an hour tour it was time to grab some lunch and head off to the Marble Mountains.
The marble mountains were seen on the drive up from Hoi An but it was never really understood what they were. They look like huge islands floating on the ground. They’ve been mined for years and eroded slowly thousands of year ago by the sea to produce their striking modern day appearance.
The mountains themselves are actually a strongly religious site representing a ‘heaven’ and a ‘hell’. Starting off in the caves you can trapse all the way down through huge catacombs – bigger than aircraft hangers -to intricate carvings of demons eating people and destroying things.
There was the occasional shrine and temples carved into the sides of the building – it really was incredible to see how much detail had been carved into the walls of the caves. An interesting fact of the marble mountains is that they were used as a hospital to care for sick NVA troops during the war. It was noted after the war that they were easily hid from the US forces in Da Nang and Hoi An as they never took the time to explore the caves – Hiding in plain sight.
After walking up hundreds and hundreds of steps to the top of the mountain (at which the stairs stop and you’re pulling yourself over huge marble boulders..!) I was treated to this view as the sun went down. You can see the surrounding villages and towns, 80% comprised of stone merchants and some of the other mountains over to the rivers in the distance. It was utterly breathtaking to say the least, but that might have been how I felt after climbing all the steps.
I decided to spend the evening with something I’d been carrying with me for a while and had been saving for a special occassion.
The next day it was time to ride to Hue – The home of ancient emperors. This would mean taking the very well known ‘Hai Van Pass” – One of the most famous roads in the world (thanks to Top Gear.) It’s been said that this is the ‘best’ road in the world and to be honest, they’re probably not far wrong.
It twisted and turned up the mountains until it reached the top, where there were some abandoned fortifications / bunkers used during the war. Complete with bullet holes all over the show, the fortifications looked out over the sea, and both sides of the Hai Van Pass.
I wish I had more photos to show you on the way down, but 10 kilometers of pure downhill riding was too much fun to stop and take pictures. I might have broken the speed limit once or twice but really, when do you get the chance to ride down one of the best roads in the world that is practically empty?!
The next day in Hue there was quite a lot to see and do, so I decided to book onto a boat/bus tour that you see tourists doing around the sights in whatever country you go to. I can only advise against these now as they are dangerous.
Floating down the beautiful perfume river – so called because of the cinnamon and sandwood used to create incense mixing with the smell of the flowers that drop into the water ever autumn, leaves a perfume like smell in the air around Hue. It was off to a great start, a slow journey down see various tombs and pagodas of the emperors. Interestingly, this is the area that stanley kubrick set the latter half of the movie ‘Full Metal Jacket’.
One of the most beautiful places the boat stopped was the Thien Mu Pagoda. It’s one of the most holy sites in the area and is still used as a monastery by monks even today. They hold a number of relics here too such as.
This? What is so special about this car?
It belonged to Thích Quảng Đức, a buddist monk who immolated himself because Ngô Đình Diệm, the president at the time, had implemented government restrictions and seizures of temples and monastries. In a completely planned event he drove his car to Saigon and set fire to himself with the help of other monks in protest to Ngô Đình Diệm’s actions.
To quote one of the US journalists (who were informed days before that something “important” was going to happen)
I was to see that sight again, but once was enough. Flames were coming from a human being; his body was slowly withering and shriveling up, his head blackening and charring. In the air was the smell of burning human flesh; human beings burn surprisingly quickly. Behind me I could hear the sobbing of the Vietnamese who were now gathering. I was too shocked to cry, too confused to take notes or ask questions, too bewildered to even think … As he burned he never moved a muscle, never uttered a sound, his outward composure in sharp contrast to the wailing people around him.
It caused huge political waves internationally and Diem’s reputation was permanently damaged. What was left of his body was cremated nearby but it was said that his heart did not burn and was still beating as it was taken out of the oven. It is held as a relic in this pagoda and become a place of worship for many.
One of the last stops of the day was Khai Dinh’s tomb – a well liked and respected ruler of Vietnam, and one of the last. It took 30 years to build this tomb, almost the same length of his reign. I noticed a common theme of FUCKING LOADS OF STAIRS in all of these places I’ve been to recently.
Onto the most dangerous part of the trip, the incense village. I decided that I would maybe even buy some as the group were to watch conical hats and incense being made except I never made it.
I queued to get off the bus, took a few steps down and then ended up missing the last step, falling straight out the bus and landing on my ankle. Hitting the ground like a sack of crap and then hopping back onto the bus to nurse my ankle was the next things that happened to me, rather than watching villagers make things.
I was worried that I had broken it and being unable to put weight on it, I decided the next day that hospital was the only really decent course of action. A Vietnamese hospital, there’s a worrying thought. I was actually really pleasantly surprised.
It was clean, I was seen to virtually straight away, and with the help of Google Translate – The issues were sorted almost immediately. It turns out I had only sprained it badly and not broken any bones, which to be honest, I was very glad about. Now I was worried as I knew this was private, like most medical places in Vietnam. I was on the phone to AXA insurance who were the most unhelpful bunch of assholes I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with. I knew my travel insurance was pretty good, except the excess was around £75 for serious injuries and £25 for non serious injuries. This fell into the latter. After X-rays (Which I got to keep! :D), bandages, drugs (They gave me codine!?) and diagnosis, it came to about £24. Pointless making a claim I guess. Top service for a great price though.
Interestingly in the bill, half of the cost was one thing which when I ran it though translate come out as “Foreigner charge”.
I actually laughed out loud. Can you imagine if they did that in the UK? There would be an uproar.